Are
you tired of grabbing your baseball cap to hide the slowly growing bald
spot on the back of your head? Do you do the careful comb-over to make
it look like you’ve got more hair than you really do? Or are you just
tired of having to tie up an hour every few weeks to get your buzz cut
refreshed? Whether you’re dealing with hair loss or tired of the
grooming shtick, there’s a solution. Bald Boy, makers of Mean &
Clean Shave It Cream, invites all of you wannabe bald boys to man up –
just shave it and join the Bald Boy Nation. Heck, you can even get a Bald Boy Nation T-shirt to advertise your new allegiance to the Brotherhood of the Shiny Shaved Head.
Why Not Man Up & Just Shave It?
Okay.
We hear you. Committing to a chrome dome is a scary proposition. You’re
making a commitment that will last at least a couple of months. And
yes, chances are good that shaving your head bald will drastically
change your appearance. But you know… when part of that appearance is a
receding hairline and thinning hair, is changing your appearance really
such a bad thing?
An
awful lot of people would tell you that shaving your head can only do
good things for your image – unless, of course, you’re making your
living as a shampoo model. Bald boys have that tough-guy look going for
them, which can be a good thing. Even better, ever since Vin Diesel
paired up with a gaggle of cute kids in The Pacifier, everyone knows
that underneath that smooth, tough-guy bald boy exterior lies a brain
that can figure out a tricky puzzle and a heart that melts when a little
kid babbles at him. Tough enough to knock out the bad guys, warm enough
to win the kids over and smart enough to save the country – seriously,
who could complain about hooking up with that image. Come on. Man up
& just shave it and you too can be a lovable tough teddy bear that
no one messes with but your woman.
But What About Maintenance?
What
about it? How much time do you spend arranging your crowning glory
every day? How many hours have you wasted sitting in a barber’s chair?
If you decide you like your shaved head, you know what it takes to keep
it clean and gleaming? A handful of shaving cream, a decent razor and a
few minutes in the shower a couple of mornings a week.
And
if it turns out that you don’t like the look, just stop shaving. Within
a couple of weeks, folks will just figure you’ve got a nice brush cut,
and in a couple of months, your flirtation with bald boy nation will be a
funny story someone tells once in a while. So go on. Join the Bald Boy
Nation. Man up & just shave it. We dare you.