Don’t Mess with Weaves and Wigs – Man Up…Just Shave It!

Louis XIV wore a 20-pound wig to hide his bald spot. Julius Caesar wrapped a wreath around his head to cover up thinning hair. Throughout history, nations have been led by men who apparently had no one in their lives to tell them to man up… just shave it! The common man apparently takes his cue from those wimps in wigs. Every year, millions of men buy rugs, get plugs and spend hours in front of the mirror trying to arrange their wisps of hair to cover up naked skin. The makers of BaldBoy shave cream have a message for them all. Bald is manly, dude! Man up…just shave it!

No one is quite sure who created the fiction that a manly man sports a full head of hair. I mean, think about this. Who’s more manly – Fabio or Vin Diesel? Gene Simmons or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Kenny G or Bruce Willis? There are more, but you get the point, right? Bald isn’t just sexy – it’s tough, it’s strong and it’s manly. And, as Willis learned when he stopped trying to hide his pate with do rags and baseball caps, when you man up & just shave it, you can go from aw shucks to hot stuff practically overnight.

Look, fighting hair loss is a huge industry these days. Somehow, the hair loss remedy industry has managed to sell real men a bill of goods that fake hair makes you sexy, manly and attractive to women. They’ve convinced guys to sit there and let someone punch holes in their head with a hole punch and stick little plugs of hair into the holes – all in the name of getting a few extra precious inches of hair covering. Seriously, guys… why would you do that when taking a razor to your scalp is so much easier – and manlier to boot?

Ask any lady you know and she’ll tell you – BaldBoys are Bad Boys. Women know the score. Hot women love to run their hands over a bare, smooth, sexy scalp because they get it. A beautiful, bald head is the ultimate in-your-face symbol. It says “the advertisers don’t control me”. It says strong, confident and independent in a way that long, flowing locks or a helmet head of plastic hair never could. So yeah, guys, join the Bald Boy Nation! Man up… just shave it!

Manning up doesn’t have to mean putting up with shaving rash and skin irritation, though. BaldBoy shave cream was created specifically for men who decide to man up and shave their heads. It’s slicker and smoother so your razor glides without pulling and scraping, making it easier than ever to man up and shave your head. You can even declare your allegiance to BaldBoy Nation with a Bald Boy T-shirt that lets the whole world know that you’ve declared your independence from the rug, the plug and the comb-over. Just do it. Man up… just shave it and watch the reaction you get.