Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Man Up – Just Shave It and Get the T-Shirt!

Are you tired of grabbing your baseball cap to hide the slowly growing bald spot on the back of your head? Do you do the careful comb-over to make it look like you’ve got more hair than you really do? Or are you just tired of having to tie up an hour every few weeks to get your buzz cut refreshed? Whether you’re dealing with hair loss or tired of the grooming shtick, there’s a solution. Bald Boy, makers of Mean & Clean Shave It Cream, invites all of you wannabe bald boys to man up – just shave it and join the Bald Boy Nation. Heck, you can even get a Bald Boy Nation T-shirt to advertise your new allegiance to the Brotherhood of the Shiny Shaved Head.

Why Not Man Up & Just Shave It?

Okay. We hear you. Committing to a chrome dome is a scary proposition. You’re making a commitment that will last at least a couple of months. And yes, chances are good that shaving your head bald will drastically change your appearance. But you know… when part of that appearance is a receding hairline and thinning hair, is changing your appearance really such a bad thing?

An awful lot of people would tell you that shaving your head can only do good things for your image – unless, of course, you’re making your living as a shampoo model. Bald boys have that tough-guy look going for them, which can be a good thing. Even better, ever since Vin Diesel paired up with a gaggle of cute kids in The Pacifier, everyone knows that underneath that smooth, tough-guy bald boy exterior lies a brain that can figure out a tricky puzzle and a heart that melts when a little kid babbles at him. Tough enough to knock out the bad guys, warm enough to win the kids over and smart enough to save the country – seriously, who could complain about hooking up with that image. Come on. Man up & just shave it and you too can be a lovable tough teddy bear that no one messes with but your woman.

But What About Maintenance?

What about it? How much time do you spend arranging your crowning glory every day? How many hours have you wasted sitting in a barber’s chair? If you decide you like your shaved head, you know what it takes to keep it clean and gleaming? A handful of shaving cream, a decent razor and a few minutes in the shower a couple of mornings a week.

And if it turns out that you don’t like the look, just stop shaving. Within a couple of weeks, folks will just figure you’ve got a nice brush cut, and in a couple of months, your flirtation with bald boy nation will be a funny story someone tells once in a while. So go on. Join the Bald Boy Nation. Man up & just shave it. We dare you.

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