Okay.
We know that hair keeps your head warm. It’s one of the best excuses to
hang onto your hair during the cold winter months. But now that the
spring is here and the days are getting warmer and warmer, you don’t
have that excuse any longer. If you’ve been thinking that shaving your
head is a good way to stop worrying about graying hair and hair loss,
warm weather gives you a great excuse to man up & just shave it!
Seriously.
Maybe you’ve been hesitating because you just know someone would figure
the only reason you decide to join Bald Boy Nation was to make your
hair loss less obvious. Mind you, that’s a perfectly good reason for
going bald on purpose, but it’s not one that everyone wants to admit.
Fact is, more guys man up & just shave it all off in the spring than
at any other time of year. The warm weather gives you a built-in reason
– a shaved head is cooler than one covered with fur, right?
How to Join Bald Boy Nation without Raising Suspicion
So
you think you’re ready to man up & just shave your hair off, but
you don’t want to give the folks a heart attack. No sweat. Just follow
these steps to prepare your loved ones for the new look.
Step One:
Casually
mention that it’s getting warm and you’ve been thinking of cutting your
hair shorter for the summer. This stage should last a few days at
least. Don’t harp on the subject – just mention it once or twice to a
few friends and gauge their reaction.
Step Two:
Notice
one or two celebs with shaved heads and comment how much easier it must
be to maintain than some carefully coifed cut. For bonus effect,
mention it around your girlfriend to see how she reacts. You just might
find out that she’s got a secret thing for smooth-headed guys. Score!
Step Three:
Take
it down to a fade, a flat-top or a buzz cut. This is an important step –
it’s a lot less shocking to go bald from a near-baldy cut than it is to
lop off shoulder-brushing locks and shave your head smooth.
Step Four:
Get
some shaving cream and a decent razor and go to town. Bald Boy Mean
& Clean Shave It Cream is specially formulated for shaving your
head. Unlike foams and gels, it stays put on your head and doesn’t slide
down into your eyes while you’re trying to get a nice clean line. It’s
designed to clean up nice and tidy and leave you with a clean and mean
smooth shave that needs almost no cleanup.
That’s
all there is to it. Don’t spend another summer dealing with sweaty,
sticky hair that clings to your scalp in strings. Man up & just
shave it off this spring and feel the liberation!